The secret of life is honesty and...
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
- Groucho Marx
- Do you mind if I don’t smoke? - Groucho Marx
- I intend to live forever, or die trying. - Groucho Marx
- She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx
- No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...