Please accept my resignation. I don’t want...
Please accept my resignation. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
– Groucho Marx (27)
- I’d never join a club that would have ME as a member.
- I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx
- If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong. – Groucho Marx
- I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that. – Groucho Marx
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
- Do you mind if I don’t smoke? – Groucho Marx
- I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx