Please accept my resignation. I don’t want...
Please accept my resignation. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
– Groucho Marx
- I’d never join a club that would have ME as a member.
- Do you mind if I don’t smoke? – Groucho Marx
- I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx
- She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. – Groucho Marx
- No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. – Groucho Marx
- The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve...
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...