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- I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx
- If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong. – Groucho Marx
- I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that. – Groucho Marx
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
- Do you mind if I don’t smoke? – Groucho Marx
- I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx