Here are some more! I...
Here are some more!
I wish the dollar store sold gas.
I don’t want to brag, or make anyone jealous but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school!
If you’re watching a parade, make sure you stand in one spot. Don’t follow it, it will never change. And if the parade gets boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast- forward the parade.
I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different.
This one my friend told me. Her brother and his friends come up with pick- up lines all day. Here is one of them.
I am going to take a hot shower. It’s like a cold shower, but with me in it.
I lost the entire left side of my body. I’m alright now.
I love it when you walk through a spider- web, you all of the sudden learn kung- fu.
A man came to the door and asked if I would donate to the local swimming pool. So I have him a glass of water.
Help me! I’m choking on an ice cube!. Never mind, I’m good.