First the doctor told me the good...
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
- Steve Martin
- The operation was a success, but I’m afraid the doctor is dead. - Steve Martin
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin
- Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything. - Steve Martin
- We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday. - Steve Martin
- I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how...