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- It is not enough if you just live life as it comes to you like...
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. – Steven Wright
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. – Steven Wright
- When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. – Steven Wright
- What is the speed of dark? – Steven Wright
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? – Steven Wright
- Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”? – Steven Wright