I intend to live forever. So far,...
- I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. – Steven Wright
- I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. – Steven Wright
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. – Steven Wright
- When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. – Steven Wright
- What is the speed of dark? – Steven Wright
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? – Steven Wright