I intend to live forever. So far,...
- I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. – Steven Wright
- When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. – Steven Wright
- What is the speed of dark? – Steven Wright
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? – Steven Wright
- Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
- Did you sleep well? No, I made a couple of mistakes. – Steven Wright