What is the speed of dark? –...
- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. – Steven Wright
- We all know what the speed of light is…what’s the speed of dark?!
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. – Steven Wright
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. – Steven Wright
- When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. – Steven Wright
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? – Steven Wright
- Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”? – Steven Wright