I guess the real reason that my...
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby
- Old is always fifteen years from now. - Bill Cosby
- Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter. - Bill Cosby
- Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell...
- Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
- My idea of multi- tasking is using a knife and fork at the same time.