Ever looked in a mirror? Oh, wait....
Ever looked in a mirror? Oh, wait. You broke them all.
God loves stupid people and he especially loves you.
- He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost. Don’t you have a terrible empty...
- I’m not quiet. I just don’t like you. Snob: My mom is so stupid! Me: The apple...
- You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
- Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
- “LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
- A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.