I didn’t fall, the floor just needed...
I didn’t fall, the floor just needed a hug.
- Did you fall? No I attacked the floor… Backwards? I’m just that talented.:)
- An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors...
- An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
- Walking into a restaurant… Waiter: Would you like a table? Me: No, we came to sit on...
- Boys fall for me- Because I trip them.
- Often when I fall, I don’t wake up. I lie there and enjoy my nap.
- I never fall off. I just, Dismount with style.