Things on my “To do” list: Put...
Things on my “To do” list:
Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.
Ask someone in a store what year it is and when they reply yell, “I did it!” and run out.
When in a crowded elevator, ask everyone, “I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today”.
- Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded. - Yogi Berra
- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. - Sam Levenson
- I’ve been told I’m going straight to hell…no I’m not…I’m taking the stairs not the...
- Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell...
- I’m wondering if Jesus was really fed up that his birthday clashed with Christmas!?