Like good wine, marriage gets better with...
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
- Gene Perret
Funny Marriage Quotes (173)
- The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...
- The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!
- A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.
- Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;...