A wife is a friend first, a...
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
– Jarod Kintz (24)
- Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together. – Jarod Kintz
- Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers. – Jarod Kintz
- There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet,...
- I like to spoon after I fork. – Jarod Kintz
- You know what I like most about people? Pets. – Jarod Kintz
- I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce. – Jarod Kintz
- I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75...