Don’t cry because its over, smile because...
Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
- Tell your girlfriend, I said thanks…!
- Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
- I couldn’t help but noticing that I’m much better looking than all of your ex-...
- I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.
- Ex-girlfriends are like tattoos they hurt you & never go away.
- Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
- Your school GPA is inversely proportional to your girlfriend’s looks and vice versa.