Eighty percent of success is showing up....
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
– Woody Allen (25)
- Don’t tell your problems to people. Eighty percent don’t care, fifteen percent glad you have...
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason
- God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. – Woody Allen
- I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. – Woody Allen
- Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. – Woody Allen
- I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens. –...
- I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen