No matter how many pens I buy,...
No matter how many pens I buy, they always ‘mysteriously’ go missing.
- It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, all that matters...
- I still miss my ex – But guess what? My Aim is getting better :D
- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or...
- What do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter he ain’t coming!!
- Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
- I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.