Saw this on vest of a motorcycle...
Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!
- Phone ringing; If that’s for me don’t answer it.
- Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
- I wish my phone never ran out of battery and my fridge never ran out...
- Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
- Drive it like you stole it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
- We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.