I can throw an orange like a...
I can throw an orange like a baseball, but I can’t eat a baseball like an orange. Let that be a life lesson for you.
– Jarod Kintz (24)
- When life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange
- There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet,...
- I like to spoon after I fork. – Jarod Kintz
- You know what I like most about people? Pets. – Jarod Kintz
- I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce. – Jarod Kintz
- Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together. – Jarod Kintz
- I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75...