Today, it takes more brains and effort...
Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.
~Alfred E. Neuman
- I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears...
- Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
- Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?
- Puns are the highest form of literature. – Alfred Hitchcock
- The silent pictures were the purest form of cinema. – Alfred Hitchcock
- Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. ~Herman Wouk
- Remember that what you have as your material belongings today – you might lose that...