Anyone who says he can see through...
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
– Groucho Marx (27)
- Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999...
- I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx
- If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong. – Groucho Marx
- I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that. – Groucho Marx
- Do you mind if I don’t smoke? – Groucho Marx
- I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – Groucho Marx