Employee; Can I have a few days...
Employee; Can I have a few days off?
Employee: The voices have been telling me to clean my guns.
Boss: Take as much time as you want and don’t hurry back.
- When my boss said “You’ve been late for the 5th time!” I thought to myself,...
- They say,”Guns don’t kill people. People kill people.” well, I think the guns help! Because...
- DON’T HIT KIDS!!! No, seriously, they have guns now.
- Guns don’t kill people, it’s mostly the bullets.
- Guns don’t kill people… Dads with pretty daughters do.
- Boss: This job really isn’t for me. It’s for the sucker I keep giving it...
- Work: My boss is making his office bigger. His ego doesn’t fit.