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Funny Marriage Quotes (173)
- I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.
- Once upon, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?” The woman...
- I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
- Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too. -...
- I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a...
- Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power