Marriages are made in heaven. But, then...
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.
Funny Marriage Quotes (172)
- If marriages are made in heaven… Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
- Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
- Why all married men go to heaven? Because they cannot be in hell twice.
- Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer...