Why all married men go to heaven?...
Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.
Funny Marriage Quotes (173)
- Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too. -...
- I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a...
- Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.