If marriages are made in heaven… Then...
If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
Funny Marriage Quotes (173)
- Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
- Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.
- Why all married men go to heaven? Because they cannot be in hell twice.
- Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer...
- Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!