Yo mama is so short you can...
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.
- Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7...
- Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
- Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
- You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
- To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
- Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway Could you drive any...
- Person 1: Your license please. Person 2: What for? Person 1: Your face.