Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap,...
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
– Scott Adams (17)
- The best things in life are silly. – Scott Adams
- Everybody is somebody’s else’s weirdo. – Scott Adams
- You can change only what people know, not what they do. – Scott Adams
- Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. – Scott...
- The job isn’t done until you’ve blamed someone for the parts that went wrong. – Scott...
- Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. – Scott Adams
- You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. – Scott Adams