The only solid and lasting peace between...
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
- Lord Chesterfield
- History is only a confused heap of facts. - Lord Chesterfield
- If there was a 3% stupidity tax, our Country’s budget deficit would be gone before...
- During surgery: “Isn’t this the guy that slept with your wife?”
- I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.
- Where did you meet your wife? At the family reunion?