I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get...
I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house ;- )
- I told my mom that my house was her house and she yelled at me,...
- You know how they say, “Don’t try this at home”? I just go to my friend’s...
- As long as the house is on fire, let us warm ourselves.
- When I get the urge to clean the house… I lay down till it passes.
- I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.
- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. – George Carlin
- Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?