Ok so I applied for a job...
Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?
- If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.
- Only a mental retard knows ur being sarcastic when everyone else thinks ur serious
- Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!
- Gangster: You still wear a helmet? Me: Yeah. I’d rather not end up in the hospital.;)
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...
- Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the...
- The only way to look slim is to hang out with fat people.