An optimist is someone who falls off...
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, “So far so good!”
- I didn’t fall, the floor just needed a hug.
- Did you fall? No I attacked the floor… Backwards? I’m just that talented.:)
- An optimist is a person who thinks b*s* is a fertilizer.
- Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water,...
- I’m not mean I’m just stating the facts.
- An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
- Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?