Heaven doesn’t want me…and hell is too...
Heaven doesn’t want me…and hell is too scared I’ll take over.
- My curiosity didn’t kill the cat but it surely scared the hell out of it.
- If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell. - Steven Wright
- He: You know.. When you weren’t here, I cried a lot. She: Awww! How sweet! He:...
- Humpty Dumpty was pushed. I know it all; I just can’t remember it simultaneously. I like the...
- Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright
- You: Go to hell. Me: I go on vacations there.