When a girl cancels a date she...
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
- If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys!!!
- The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.
- True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
- Boy:Hi can we be friends? Girl: No! Boy: Come on I’m rich. Girl: Hi I’m Claire, 22 yrs...
- I don’t have any exs I have whys? Yeah why in the hell did I...
- Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
- To find out a girl’s fault, praise her to her girl friends.