The first sign of madness is talking...
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.
- I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was...
- Homework is killing trees, stop the madness!
- Collective madness is called sanity. – Paulo Coelho
- I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.
- I talk to myself cos I prefer talking to a better class of people.;- )
- A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
- After being dead for centuries, a blind man asks someone to describe what heaven looks...