When you get old and your kids...
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
- Adults are just kids with money.
- Apple wanted to make a iPod for kids. Apparently the name “iTouch kids” didn’t sit...
- Video games ruined my life. At least I have 2 left.
- Video games are the only realities where we are anything but absolutely ordinary.
- You: Go to hell. Me: I go on vacations there.
- I want a six month vacation…Twice a year.
- DON’T HIT KIDS!!! No, seriously, they have guns now.