If the customer is always right, then...
If the customer is always right, then why isn’t anything for free?
- In the beginning, God created idiots. This was for practice. Then he created customer service.
- Are you free this weekend?… No, I’ll be expensive.
- If nothing in life is free, why do they make samples!
- Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are...
- I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W.C. Fields