Friends will always be like: “You deserve...
Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
- My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son- of- a- b*tch.”
- Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.
- Robber1: Hey! Who are you. I came here first. Robber2: What!! I’m calling the police.
- I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…
- Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...