Did you fall? No I attacked the...
Did you fall?
No I attacked the floor…
I’m just that talented.:)
- I didn’t fall, the floor just needed a hug.
- Was it a car or a cat I saw? Read it backwards.
- Funny how stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
- An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
- Walking into a restaurant… Waiter: Would you like a table? Me: No, we came to sit on...