Regular naps prevent old age, especially when...
Regular naps prevent old age, especially when you take them while driving a car.
I believe that we should play our taxes with a smile…I tried but they wanted cash.
- Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them. - Margaret Mitchell
- Drive it like you stole it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I don’t drive FAST, I FLY SloWLy.
- If you don’t like my driving, get off the sidewalk. The more I think, the more...
- Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it. Never...
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS, SO DRINK DONT DRIVE!