If you think nobody cares if you’re...
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
- I still have a beautiful figure… Under couple of layers of cholesterol ;)
- Did you sleep well? No, I made a couple of mistakes. – Steven Wright
- During surgery: After everything we did, I can’t believe this guy is still alive.
- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert...
- I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!
- I’m not insecure… I just don’t care.