I love my girlfriend, but my wife...
I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.
- Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
- If life throws lemon at you, think something stupid and post it here. Boy2God : Why...
- If there was a 3% stupidity tax, our Country’s budget deficit would be gone before...
- Tell your girlfriend, I said thanks…!
- Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
- Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
- Your school GPA is inversely proportional to your girlfriend’s looks and vice versa.