A clear conscience is a sign of...
A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
- Couldn’t remember your appointment then you find out it was with your memory doctor. Here’s...
- The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.
- Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
- Everyone has a photographic memory… Some just don’t have film.
- A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
- Memory loss: I had an epiphany. But I can’t remember what it was.
- I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.