He said: A girlfriend is like coffee....
He said: A girlfriend is like coffee. You throw her if it’s no longer hot.
She said: A boyfriend is like liquor. You throw up if you can no longer take it.
- Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
- So why does when the bride throw the flowers the one who catch it will...
- Tell your girlfriend, I said thanks…!
- Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
- Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.