When I try and make ends meet,...
When I try and make ends meet, someone comes along and move the ends.
- Where did you meet your wife? At the family reunion?
- Every time I meet the girl of my dreams someone wakes me up.
- Every time I meet a nice girl she has a boyfriend. 3 of them.
- If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
- Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
- I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want...
- Boy:Hi can we be friends? Girl: No! Boy: Come on I’m rich. Girl: Hi I’m Claire, 22 yrs...