When I try and make ends meet,...
When I try and make ends meet, someone comes along and move the ends.
- If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
- Where did you meet your wife? At the family reunion?
- Every time I meet the girl of my dreams someone wakes me up.
- Every time I meet a nice girl she has a boyfriend. 3 of them.
- Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.