When I get sad I stop being...
When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story.
– Barney Stinson
- I’m so awesome that whenever I ask whether I’m awesome people say no but I...
- Had a dream I was awesome woke up…. Still awesome!!!
- When you stop making quotes about life giving you lemons, you will find true happiness...
- Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
- When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.
- Cool story bro. Needs a dinosaur.
- When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices.