Patience is a waste of time. Classical...
Patience is a waste of time.
Classical music just confuses all the other voices in my head.
My password is ********* How many asterisks do you use for your password?
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
I get bored in church. Why would I want to go to heaven?
I bet Einstein would have liked color.
I snore on purpose.
When I was a kid, I could buy a dollar for ten cents.
- My password is ********* How many asterisks do you use for your password? 4 out...
- “Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
- I’m a pretty clever guy. For example, my username and password are always the same,...
- Here are some more! I wish the dollar store sold gas. I don’t want to brag, or...
- Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat...
- I’ll bet you one dollar you’ll read this.
- I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.:)