It has reached a point in life...
It has reached a point in life that it’s an expense to just get out of bed in the morning and will cost you more if you stay there.
- I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
- Are you free this weekend?… No, I’ll be expensive.
- Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
- Despite the cost of living it’s still quite popular.
- Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the...
- I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?
- Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D