How do you put an elephant in...
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
You open the door, and put him in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
You open the door, take the elephant out, and put him in.
So a lion, the king of the jungle, is hosting a party for all the animals in the whole world, and when everyone gets there, they’re all having a great time, but, there is only one animal who is not there. Who is it?
The elephant you put in the fridge.
So, your on a hiking trip and you come to a river, full of crocodiles, and you have to get across, and there is no way around and no way over it. How do you get across?
You jump in and swim to the other side. (All the crocodiles are at the lion’s party.)
- I wish my phone never ran out of battery and my fridge never ran out...
- The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.
- Fun killer: There will be no drinking at this party. And no people either.
- Pulling a door that clearly said “Push”.
- Are you one of those people who ‘pull’ the door when it says ‘push’?