Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck...
Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon
yeah thats right, I went there
- “The pen is mightier than the sword.” Really? Can I stab you with a sword, you...
- I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.
- Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!!
- I don’t have any exs I have whys? Yeah why in the hell did I...
- Gangster: You still wear a helmet? Me: Yeah. I’d rather not end up in the hospital.;)